Morning Balls 

The unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you're trying to change your persona.

Ex: "Basti, wtf are you wearing today?" "Idk man, I had a serious case of morning balls"

Morning Balls by Safii April 17, 2011

morning after balls 

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

morning after balls by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Morning Star Balls 

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

Morning Star Balls by anonymous December 21, 2020

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning 

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning 

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

morning ballsack-scratch 

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

morning ballsack-scratch by Marcogod October 27, 2010