Code name for a place so horrible that you don't want to mention its real name in the company of others. Generally characterised by the presence of sub-standard food or drinks, and a plethora of single, overweight and too old mothers looking for a 'good time'.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
A person who's networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. Consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.
John is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he's talking to a person, not a company brochure. John, get some people skills.
by MrKoi June 23, 2007
Commonly confused with the art of smoking opium, chasing the dragon refers to the senseless quest of a dragon slayer. Similar to Don Quioxte's misguided mission of battling windmills, a dragon slayer's prerogative is to sexually conquer girls with a similar size and attractiveness of a dragon.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
by MrKoi May 31, 2007