17 definitions by MrKoi
You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
Code name for a place so horrible that you don't want to mention its real name in the company of others. Generally characterised by the presence of sub-standard food or drinks, and a plethora of single, overweight and too old mothers looking for a 'good time'.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.
Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
The time in between you introducing yourself to someone and them asking you to leave. If you hang around for longer than that, you become a sex pest
by MrKoi June 2, 2007
1. The post-match/training athletic refreshment of a pint of beer, water, and coke/lemonade. The beer provides analgesic effects to help mask any injuries, the water provides hydration, and the coke or lemonade delivers carbohydrate in a readily available and easy to digest format.
2. The name of the group of athletes (defensement from Hillcroft Lacrosse Club) who initialised the practice of consuming The Trinity.
2. The name of the group of athletes (defensement from Hillcroft Lacrosse Club) who initialised the practice of consuming The Trinity.
by MrKoi March 25, 2008
That girl is totally driving a milk truck!
Milk truck on your left.
Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.
Milk truck on your left.
Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.
by MrKoi April 18, 2007