Mormonger

mor⋅mon⋅ger (n.) - 1. a person who is involved with being a mormon in a petty or contemptible way. 2. Chiefly British. 3. Lizzie.

Lizzie you are such a silly mormonger!!

by J-Kai December 30, 2008

All morninger

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.

I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021

rug moonger

1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality

1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"

-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"

by dominic poopura December 29, 2009

mormonporn

-verb

The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.

I saw some summer pictures of you on Facebook and I decided to mormonporn them, and if I am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.

by FreeMustacheRides July 30, 2011

morninger

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.

1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Mormoned

When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.

You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.

"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009