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All morninger
The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.
I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...
I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...
All morninger by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009
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rug moonger
1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality
1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"
-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"
-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"
rug moonger by dominic poopura December 29, 2009
mormonporn
-verb
The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.
The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.
I saw some summer pictures of you on Facebook and I decided to mormonporn them, and if I am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.
mormonporn by FreeMustacheRides July 30, 2011
morninger
1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
morninger by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012
Mormoned
When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.
You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.
"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"
"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"
mormonservative
Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.
mormonservative by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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