Mormoned 

When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.

You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.

"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"

Mormoned by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

Mortoned 

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

Mortoned by smd001 January 18, 2011

mormowned 

Derivation: A combination of the words Mormon and owned.

Definitions:
1. The act of being made a fool of by a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
2. The act of badly losing a fight to a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Voter #1: Which candidate impressed you the most at the Republican debate last night?

Voter #2: First of all, I think that Mitt Romney completely mormowned Rudy Giuliani on the question about immigration reform.

mormowned by Scott Larson December 9, 2008

mortoned 

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.

He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.

mortoned by TC2 June 29, 2007

Mormondy 

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

Mormondy by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 12, 2021

Mormonesque

Characteristic of the style of design, art, and architecture used by the Mormon Church, i.e., the Mormon aesthetic. Garish and tacky, neoclassical style sans the artistic soul. Like the bleach-white temples looming by highways like tumors, or a cold corporate lobby of a strip mall bank.

Have you seen that new hideous Mormonesque building?

Mormonesque by Kripkenstein September 22, 2026