Mormoned

When a person dilutes your alcoholic drink with the soul intention of keeping you more sober than it was your intention to be.

You are at a party (or any drinking situation). You are getting drunk. You are getting too drunk. A person mixes your drink for you with less alcohol and more mixer than you intended to consume.

"She's getting too drunk. I'm going to Mormon her drink so she doesn't puke on my bed later."
She drinks the drink.
"Hey! You Mormoned my drink!"

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

by broncogunner June 12, 2008

Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

by adark,aardvark,china,k-zark July 19, 2011

Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.

Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!

by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017

Mormons

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.

My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.

by crisper2 March 17, 2011

Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010