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mormonporn

-verb

The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.
I saw some summer pictures of you on Facebook and I decided to mormonporn them, and if I am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.
mormonporn by FreeMustacheRides July 30, 2011
Words you can keep

mormon porn 

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.
dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.
mormon porn by Topper Bottom? September 5, 2010

mormon porn 

Doesn't really exist.
I want to watch some mormon porn!
mormon porn by JimWoods December 16, 2007

mormon porn 

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.
My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time
mormon porn by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009

mormon porn 

A way of bypassing religious rules by adding circular bubbles on images of girls in bikinis. This will make them look naked.

see also nude bubbling
Can you bubble this image so I have some fresh mormon porn to watch?
mormon porn by nude bubbling September 5, 2010

Mormon porn 

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex
*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell
Mormon porn by Dubiks December 16, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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