mormonporn

-verb

The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.

I saw some summer pictures of you on Facebook and I decided to mormonporn them, and if I am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.

mormonporn by FreeMustacheRides July 30, 2011

mormon porn 

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.

dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.

mormon porn by Topper Bottom? September 5, 2010

mormon porn 

Doesn't really exist.

I want to watch some mormon porn!

mormon porn by JimWoods December 16, 2007

mormon porn 

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.

My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time

mormon porn by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009

mormon porn 

A way of bypassing religious rules by adding circular bubbles on images of girls in bikinis. This will make them look naked.

see also nude bubbling

Can you bubble this image so I have some fresh mormon porn to watch?

mormon porn by nude bubbling September 5, 2010

Mormon porn 

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

Mormon porn by Dubiks December 16, 2018