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Morbese
Morbese by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005
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Moriese • Morbese • Morissettian Irony • Mariese • moviesexual • Mariesexuel • Moreese • moresette • Morisset • Mortesermo
Morissettian Irony
The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.
From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
Morissettian Irony by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003
morbese
when you're so obese it burns too many calories to say the words morbidly obese so you just combine them
morbese by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
Morisset
Morisset high is home to bomb threats, rapes, stabbings, fires and druggy's. There are the loosest vaginas and most STD invaded sluts in Australia (most probably the entire world) in Morisset.
Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;
"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"
"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"
Morisset by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011
Alanis Morissette
a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)
person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
Alanis Morissette by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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