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Adjective used to describe a person who is morbidly or fatally obese, see also Grobese
Eat any more pie and you'll move from grobese to morbese
Morbese by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005
A conjunction of the word "morbid" with the word "obese." Used to refer to a massively overweight person.
"Did you see that morbese guy on the train there?"
Morbese by Cer November 6, 2008

Morissettian Irony 

The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.

From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!

Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.

Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.

Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.

Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.

Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.

Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
Morissettian Irony by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003
when you're so obese it burns too many calories to say the words morbidly obese so you just combine them
*heavy breathing* i'm so morbese ive had type *more heavy breathing* 2 diabetes since my existence.
morbese by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Morisset 

Morisset high is home to bomb threats, rapes, stabbings, fires and druggy's. There are the loosest vaginas and most STD invaded sluts in Australia (most probably the entire world) in Morisset.
Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;

"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"
Morisset by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011

Alanis Morissette 

a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)
person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
Alanis Morissette by ocfangurl March 17, 2005