Morisset 

Morisset high is home to bomb threats, rapes, stabbings, fires and druggy's. There are the loosest vaginas and most STD invaded sluts in Australia (most probably the entire world) in Morisset.

Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;

"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"

Morisset by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011

Morissettian Irony 

The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.

From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.

A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!

Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.

Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.

Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.

Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.

Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.

Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.

Morissettian Irony by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003

Alanis Morissette 

a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)

person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.

Alanis Morissette by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Ironis Morissette 

Adj.

Irony according to the Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic;" an unfortunate situation misidentified as ironic in nature.

"I can't believe I woke up before my alarm went off!" Sheila spouted.
"Wow, that's ironic! Hehehehehe." Alicia, thinking she was clever.
"No, it's not, you idiots. It's ironis morissette." David chimed, wisely.

Ironis Morissette by tman87 March 1, 2010

Alanis Morissette 

Singer/Actor born 1974 in Ottawa, Canada.

Alanis Morissette is a cool Canadian chick.

Alanis Morissette by fred savage July 31, 2004

to go Alanis Morissette

To obsess about getting revenge on an ex-boyfriend.

He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.

to go Alanis Morissette by Prospero42 May 19, 2007

Alanis Morissette 

reached the pinacle of success in her late teens in canada as a cheerful pop singer. Then Uncle Joey from Full House dumped her and she became all femanistic and reached global success in the mid 90's with her songs about angst.

Her pre-breakup songs were very bubblegum pop. Then she came out with songs like "You oughta know" and "Ironic."

Alanis Morissette by coolkid4 September 6, 2005