Morbistan

The greatest country that ever existed, inhabited by Jared Leto himself. Morbistan has a population of 27 morbillion morbs (people from Morbistan) and is famously known for being the filming location of the cult classic sony box office hit "Morbius". It is an extremely popular pilgrimage where billions of humans journey to just to see the place where Dr Michael Morbius said his most iconic line "Its Morbin' time"

"Hey boss, im gonna take 6 months off, you better pay me while im gone"
"Hey! I wont allow you to do that!"
"But im doing my pilgrimage to Morbistan!"
"oh very well then, i apologise profusely"

by anonymous January 8, 2023

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Merkistan

A place, like Nirvana, which is a state of mind, a meta-physical place, where someone is merked
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan

"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"

by Freddie Th December 9, 2008

mary morstan

The wife of Dr. John H. Watson, currently expecting their first child.

Sherlock deduced Mary Morstan's pregnancy in The Sign of Three, at her and John's wedding.

by Miss Gallifrey January 11, 2014

morristache

a wispy mustache, in the style of Charlotte Bobcats forward Adam Morrison.

Kid Rock seems to be sporting a morristache these days, I wonder if it's got any Pamela juice left on it.

by Schrutetastic October 29, 2007

Morriston

Descendents from Ireland. Originally name was Morrison but ancestors added a "t" to the name to escape religious persecution.

Gorilla size, mammoth muscles, extremely intelligent, over protective, controlling, kind hearted,Amazons,very loving, goal oriented, up front, no bullshit, never gives up and loves vanilla.

Morriston gorilla's love vanilla amazons with all their heart.

by Gramykatt August 14, 2008

Merkistan

A state of a person when they have been "merked" by someone

A location where someone is merked all the time

"You got taken to Merkistan, blud."
"Thats just merkistaned"

by Ed Ha December 9, 2008