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A place, like Nirvana, which is a state of mind, a meta-physical place, where someone is merked
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan
"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"
Merkistan by Freddie Th December 9, 2008
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A state of a person when they have been "merked" by someone

A location where someone is merked all the time
"You got taken to Merkistan, blud."
"Thats just merkistaned"
Merkistan by Ed Ha December 9, 2008
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Here steps the girl named Mermista which Seahawk is crazyly inlove with.

And a fan of Mermysteries, which claims to be Sea-ra
The guys are introuble a seagull told me - Mermista
A person of both Mexican and Pakistani descent.
"Hey man, is that chick middle eastern or mexican?"
"Psh. She's both. She's Mexistani."
mexistani by Douglasssssss May 18, 2007

mexistan 

The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.
Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.
mexistan by Migrainiac July 14, 2006
"yo yall know makkistan?"

"yeah they make the best haikyuu hcs!"
makkistan by onlyshinsuke June 3, 2021

Mexistan 

Mexistan don't like to get into gang fights,
He likes flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too
See that fly vato over there? He's so Mexistan.

Mexistan bought me a cerveza and a quesadilla. He's pinche chingon!!
Mexistan by Mexistan April 2, 2019