morristache
Kid Rock seems to be sporting a morristache these days, I wonder if it's got any Pamela juice left on it.
morristache by Schrutetastic October 29, 2007
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Moistache
Moistache by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013
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moistache
What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.
"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"
"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"
"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"
moistache by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010
Moistache
Moistache by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019
Moistache
Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
Moistache by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
Moistache
Perspiration on the upper lip.
Moistache
'Moisssssstache' uttered after successfully concluding an oral action with a resulting by-product of a moistache
Moistache by Sir Szylliam July 11, 2022
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