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Morandize • mirandize • mirandized • Morganized • Morganize • moronize • memorandize • moanizer • morbidize • Morgandise
moanizer
moanizer by Sexyman528 December 27, 2008
morganmizell
a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.
beware for it is vicious
beware for it is vicious
kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!
kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.
kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!
kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.
kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!
morganmizell by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009
Mirandize
*two people talking* person 1: "hey wanna mirandize?" person 1: "no stop it! Haters back off" person 1: "all you need now is listick" phases commonly used while mirandizing: stop it! Haters back off!, hey guys it's me Miranda, and many other things
Mirandize by Wild cat 33 March 29, 2015
Mormanizer
A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
Morganized Religion
When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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