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Mormanizer 

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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moanizer 

A person that can make a person either of opposite or same sex moan. An Angelica original.
Thomas is Angelica's moanizer.
moanizer by Sexyman528 December 27, 2008

Morganized Religion 

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.
Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.
Oh no, he morganized it.
Morganized by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Morganized

The act of getting extremely organized!!
Created By Morgan Y.
Morgan was so Morganized that she always knew where everything was!
Morganized by Morgan Yahney June 26, 2008

Morganize 

to add pink, bows, misleading innocence, and Abercrombie & Fitch perfume to.
That goth girl REALLY needs to Morganize if she wants to date him.
Morganize by MisS MorgaN BrookE October 17, 2010

mormonize 

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
mormonize by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005
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