mirandized

As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.

"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"

by merchantofpain April 28, 2010

mirandize

To inform (a suspect) of his or her legal rights.
To recite the Miranda warnings to (a person under arrest).

(The police) Mirandized the kid again.

by Isa_Jau August 30, 2008

Morandize

When the cops advise a gay guy if his rights. Like Mirandized to a straight guy.

Did you morandize those guys we bused in the West Hollywood toilet ?

by Davedale August 21, 2019

mironized

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.

"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"

by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019

Mirandize

When a person acts or is in a mood like Miranda sings.

*two people talking* person 1: "hey wanna mirandize?" person 1: "no stop it! Haters back off" person 1: "all you need now is listick" phases commonly used while mirandizing: stop it! Haters back off!, hey guys it's me Miranda, and many other things

by Wild cat 33 March 29, 2015

Mirandize

When someone listens to Hamilton the musical so much, all they think about is Hamilton lyrics

Person #1: “Owen was trying to convince Olivia to give him a second chance, meanwhile-“

person #2: “MEANWHILE! Madison is grappling with the fact that not every issue can be settled by committee!”

Person #1: “damn, you got mirandized bad.”

by Alexander Hamilham November 21, 2018