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Morlocking
The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.
The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010
Related Words
MorIock • Morlocks • Morlocking • morbock • Mordock • Morick • Moricka • Morioka • Morlock crackfiend • Brandarr Mordock
morbock
A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.
Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!
morbock by hottestwomenalive June 12, 2010
Mordock
Mordock is a Second Life deejay who really knows how to entertain his audience with a wide variety of music and plenty of humour. He has the best bumpers and ads you can find in SL. He also creates tee-shirts and a variety of textures and graphics for "Dreams Unlimited". He is partner to Aurore and sister to Layla and shows them both lotsa love and warmth on a daily basis.
Mordock by Aurore Dreamscape February 3, 2010
Morlocking
Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.
Morlocking by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019
Morlock crackfiend
The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
Morlock crackfiend by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
Morlock
A dumb blind retarded ape-like creature that loves to chow on human flesh and lives in a far future. They descended from the humans who are shoved up into underground world by catastrophic events and became so primitive that their brains decreased in size, causing them to munch on Eloi flesh as well as taking turtby the river, themselves being retarders by showing younger Morlocks how to live like they do including pick'n bugs and eat'n them from their partners as well as throwing shit at each other for fun.
Person 1: "Man, that Morlock threw shit at my face!"
Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
Morlock by Pussyeaterfromhell January 2, 2009
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