Moppit

A thing Scottish people like to say you are when they yell at you.

Callum yelled "Pass the ball you damn moppit!"

by robbybater September 28, 2009

taco mopping

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

carpet mopping

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

by fritterfae October 21, 2013

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

by Brien2 January 17, 2011

Muppit

A person thats not very clever.

Look at that f**king muppit he doesn't have a clue.

"Hey muppit"

by Glen Behan September 2, 2005