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v. to shoplift, to steal.
Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.
by fritterfae October 21, 2013
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.
That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock and mopping my unit, her stanky juices were dripping onto my balls...
by finkleandeinhorn January 07, 2007
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The act of cleaning the cum off of your mouth, after giving head, with the mans pubes
I love mopping the cum off of my mouth with your pubes.
by beanercunt February 28, 2011
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Basically trying to catch someone slipping, or lacking. something blueface or redface what ever his name is talks about and does.
"im mopping the westside" "how am i going to slip if im the one doing the mopping?"
by eEk bOi May 06, 2019
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To be high on ecstasy. Originated in the bay area.
Fuck dude... i took those 2 E tablets yesterday and i was mopping all night...
by Yeeeeeeeeee September 12, 2006
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The act of vigorously mopping up liquid from the floor, generally semen, with your sexual partner's head.
"Oops, I just ejaculated on the floor"
"Don't worry, you can use me for a bit of mopping"
by Shishmeister July 31, 2007
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