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mournsturbation
Mournsturbation is an exploitative process engaged in by the media once they have created sufficient "grief porn" derived from some unfortunate accident or natural disaster.
Having exploited the initial event, the media then engage in a repetive masturbatory frenzy exploiting every grief angle to the limit. It is is designed to extend the life of grievous event for the purpose of selling more media.
Having exploited the initial event, the media then engage in a repetive masturbatory frenzy exploiting every grief angle to the limit. It is is designed to extend the life of grievous event for the purpose of selling more media.
Examples of mournsturbation include the death of Princess Diana, repetitive display of aircraft flying into the twin towers in New York and the publication of the photographs of children and babies who perished in the recent massive Victorian wildfires. It is faux sentimentality and grief for the purpose of selling more advertisisng
mournsturbation by wangcar February 13, 2009
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Mournsturbation
"Hey, can I see Glenn?"
"I wouldn't go in there man, his aunt just died. The only way he could cheer up was mournsturbation."
"I wouldn't go in there man, his aunt just died. The only way he could cheer up was mournsturbation."
Mournsturbation by Cochese March 30, 2016
Mournsturbate
Mournsturbate by Gullvis December 18, 2025
No one mourns the chile
A hit tweet by the popular Twitter user yasscorset—a play on words referencing the movie Wicked and the original meme: “When the chile is tea but the finna is gag.”
Video of Cynthia Erivo: How it feels to have clocked a gag when the chile is tea but the finna is mother .
Commenter: no one mourns the chile..
Commenter: no one mourns the chile..
No one mourns the chile by Bakesbykay March 9, 2025
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