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mournsturbation
Mournsturbation is an exploitative process engaged in by the media once they have created sufficient "grief porn" derived from some unfortunate accident or natural disaster.
Having exploited the initial event, the media then engage in a repetive masturbatory frenzy exploiting every grief angle to the limit. It is is designed to extend the life of grievous event for the purpose of selling more media.
Having exploited the initial event, the media then engage in a repetive masturbatory frenzy exploiting every grief angle to the limit. It is is designed to extend the life of grievous event for the purpose of selling more media.
Examples of mournsturbation include the death of Princess Diana, repetitive display of aircraft flying into the twin towers in New York and the publication of the photographs of children and babies who perished in the recent massive Victorian wildfires. It is faux sentimentality and grief for the purpose of selling more advertisisng
mournsturbation by wangcar February 13, 2009
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"I wouldn't go in there man, his aunt just died. The only way he could cheer up was mournsturbation."
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Mournsturbation by Cochese March 30, 2016
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No one mourns the chile
A hit tweet by the popular Twitter user yasscorset—a play on words referencing the movie Wicked and the original meme: “When the chile is tea but the finna is gag.”
Video of Cynthia Erivo: How it feels to have clocked a gag when the chile is tea but the finna is mother .
Commenter: no one mourns the chile..
Commenter: no one mourns the chile..
No one mourns the chile by Bakesbykay March 9, 2025
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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