Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

Moofia by anilism March 29, 2019

Moofin

A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.

He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way

Moofin by 74pickles November 18, 2018

wat dat mouf do

The most polite way to request oral sex.

I had a great time too, it was really nice meeting you. In fact, I was wondering, wat dat mouf do?

wat dat mouf do by tonithy March 14, 2014

mouffette

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026