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Moosted

Yo look at that moosted Toyota Celiac. That some real moose built work
by Economybear October 13, 2021
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Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
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Moosedangling

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope
by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012
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Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015
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Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015
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Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.
by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019
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Moasted

Moasted (verb):

The act of posting up in a particularly unnatural way, often done subconsciously by certain individuals. It refers to the posture and demeanor of a person standing with their knees locked and lips slightly hanging. Catching someone in this state is commonly referred to as "Moasted."

Moasted is characterized by a relaxed and carefree stance, where one's body appears at ease and devoid of tension. It suggests a state of total relaxation, as if the person is fully absorbed in their thoughts or simply enjoying their surroundings.

Moasting often comes with a unique foot position where the Moasters feet are pointed in opposite directions. This makes the stance particularly difficult to master. The unnatural foot position often makes it hard to balance. If one is referred to as "easy pickins" they are often elite when it comes to being moasted.

Overall, being Moasted captures the essence of being at ease and unconsciously embracing a natural pose. It celebrates the beauty of unguarded moments and highlights the uniqueness of individuals who effortlessly embody a relaxed and carefree demeanor.
Look at James getting ice cream, he's absolutely moasted!
by Meiny June 15, 2023
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