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Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

Mooneybanger 

When someone has little to no friends and drifts between friend groups.
"Wow he's sitting on his own again. What a Mooneybanger"
Mooneybanger by juluid May 13, 2021

pinple moosephant 

An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...
pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011

Moosemas 

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Merry Moosemas!
Moosemas by Cramulus December 1, 2010

Mooseland 

Canada; the country north of the United States in North America. CANADA!
The new kid is from Mooseland, did you hear?

moneyman 

in baseball, a guy who will give you a professional at-bat with the game on the line
"and with that at-bat, carl everett says: 'I'm a moneyman and with the game on the line, I'm going to give you a professional AB.'"
moneyman by m's fan May 6, 2006