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Moosedangling
Moosedangling by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012
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Mooneybanger
Mooneybanger by juluid May 13, 2021
pinple moosephant
An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.
Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.
Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.
Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.
Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.
Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011
Moosemas
MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.
Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.
On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.
Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.
On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.
Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Merry Moosemas!
Mooseland
Mooseland by DESIREE LOVES CLAY AIKEN!!! March 12, 2008
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