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moneyman 

A man obsessed with money and only cares about money, with no true feelings whatsoever.
The businessman I met tonight was such a moneyman.
moneyman by Mister Felly September 6, 2019

MoneyMatt 

A guy who is generally compared to Murphy and rocked a bowl cut in high school but hates to admit it
MoneyMatt got a blowy from Madison Mastanish in the bathroom.
MoneyMatt by JSlammer810 April 9, 2020

Moneymaker

An inspirationally sculpted backside, often, though not inevitably, female--sufficiently compelling to disencumber the customer of his (sometimes her) money or good sense. In an golden age of amateurism, perhaps obsolete.
Put on your old grey bustle
And get out and hustle
For tomorrow the rent is due!

In the fields of clover
Let the boys look you over--
If you can't get five, take two.

(Shouted:) SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER!
Moneymaker by Buce July 14, 2005

Money Man 

Nickname given to Mehmet Okur, current NBA basketball player for the Utah Jazz.

Okur earned the nickname "The Money Man" midway through the 2006-2007 NBA season because of his late-game heroics and overall clutch play during the closing moments of several important games. Okur, a 7-foot center/power forward, is uniquely known for his lethal 3-point range. Because of his size, Okur's deep shooting is difficult to defend.

It is rumored that NBA statisticians found Okur, also nicknamed "Memo", led the NBA in game-tying or lead-taking shots with less than two minutes to play for all games played during the 2006-2007 season, ranking him higher than other notable clutch players such as Kobe Bryant and Steve Nash.

The nickname originated from Jazz broadcaster Craig Bolerjack, who so frequently commented that the long 3's shot by Okur were "Money" because of Memo's consistent accuracy in pressure situations. When interviewed by Bolerjack, Okur mentioned that he looks forward to taking the big shots in important situations and that he and his teammates have confidence in his ability to win close games at the end. Jazz fans, tuning in to Bolerjack's broadcasts during pressure situations, have become accustomed to hearing "Utah down by 2, 10 seconds remaining. Deron Williams with the ball, crosses over, gets into the paint, Okur is open for 3, Williams finds him, the shot is up......AND IT'S GOOD! The Money Man does it again! Okur with a 3 at the buzzer!"

Mehmet Okur is now regarded by fans and players as one of the NBA's top clutch performers.
Example 1
Broadcaster 1: "Utah has the ball, down by 2. Who do you think will take the last shot?..."

Broadcaster 2: "The Money Man, of course. If I'm the Wizards' coach, I'm telling all my guys to not allow Okur to catch the ball."

Example 2

Fan 1: "Who are the most clutch players in the NBA today?"

Fan 2: "Well I'd have to go with The Mamba, LeBron, Steve Nash, Deron Williams, Agent Zero, and the Money Man."
Money Man by Thunder DG April 11, 2008

moneymacker 

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.
Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.
moneymacker by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005

Chris Moneymaker 

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?
Chris Moneymaker by the-jerk July 23, 2007