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Monsterbating
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The
act
of
masturbating
under one's bed or in one's
closet
with the intent to frighten.
Greg
was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his
closet
at
3 am
.
Monsterbating
by
TheProfessor42069
October 14, 2011
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