Moosaa

Spelt with two fuckin A's, standing 6 feet tall, is an absolute beast of a human being, surpassing all human limits, mentally and physically; Absolutely ripped, can withstand all physical and emotional pain and walk away without a scratch. Has the brains of Einstein solving the Rubik's Cube in under 30 seconds! A professional Archer who can shoot over 140 metres, and is also a professional Boxer... don't fuck with a Moosaa. Where being on the right side of him, he can be the most friendliest, loyal, trustworthy and warm-hearted man known to existence, and will be there for you, by your side at all times no matter how much you push him away...the definition of a good friend. Although many ignorant people being a bunch of pussies mistake him for a prick as he generally takes the piss out of them and they can't handle it(get some thicker skin boi), but in reality once you get to know him, he is the nicest guy you'll know. Also a Professional Anime Pianist playing pieces above grade 8, with fingers faster than the speed of light, certified by his teacher who has been fingering for over 30 years who taught him herself, he is amazing at fingering, her own words being "you are very good at fingering and have nice technique". In summary Moosaa is the greatest man ever created, and not even slightly arrogant.

Person 1: Omg it's a beast!
Person 2: No.... It's a Moosaa

by Moosustopas October 28, 2021

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moosaa.135

Moosaa.135 is a TikToker who doesn’t miss on his takes he analyzes better than lirishfwanime

Moosaa.135 is goated at he’s takes

by Moosaa.235ismydaddy February 14, 2021

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moosday

When Monday is a day off, and it's a Tuesday but feels like a Monday

the day after President's day; "it's a Moosday, you gotta give me a break here."

by Willow the Intern February 19, 2008

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Moosiah

A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.

1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.

2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.

3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.

by Trisbreya February 20, 2009

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