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Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!
Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre
Moustakas by Souf. May 24, 2021
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moostafa 

A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad)
A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad) moostafa
moostafa by cool A October 8, 2019

moontaka 

Moontaka is a beautiful name. She is highly attractive. Boys gets hard crush on her. She is known as the confession girl. She is emotional but strong. She have many friends. She is intelligent and interesting. She loves her freinds to the core. She can give up her life for her best friend.
I love Moontaka
moontaka by Kataneka May 12, 2019

moostafa 

in greek terms moostafa means god of colour.

it has been used for generations to distinguish whites from blacks
ie jade is a 'moostafa'.
moostafa by michael Panizza February 23, 2008
When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
moustakas by Nick_G. January 16, 2008

Moostake 

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.
Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.
Moostake by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009