Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most
words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).
Most commonly
seen living in a
house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the
time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than
10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.
Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of
piss at least
six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their '
car'
see also: Braunite
"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"
blimey, she's
got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his
car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
