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Moonspell 

A very good metal band, I recommend the album 'antidote'
Me: Hey, you know a band called Moonspell
Them: No
Me: Pulls out gas powered bazooka
Moonspell by David May 13, 2005

Moonspell 

Moonspell have kick ass concerts
Moonspell by Marcus March 5, 2005

moonspell 

what happens when scary looking mother fuckers pick up insturments. if you go to one of their concerts, eye shadow is mandatory
i was going to go to a moonspell show, but i didnt have enough black clothing
moonspell by morgan freeman April 15, 2005

moonspeak 

Another way of saying Japanese. It is taken from Turn-A-Gundam, in which the Moon has it's own race of people.
"I can't tell wtf is going on in this doujin becuase I don't understand moonspeak"
moonspeak by /m/oron August 1, 2006

Moosellision 

When one's vehicle collides with a moose.
As they were driving back from Hamilton, Michelle (who for the record was puking uncontrollably) and her dad had a moosellision. They miraculously survived to tell about it, however the same cannot be said about the 1500 lb moose.
Moosellision by benk9020 March 16, 2009

Monsellite 

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite
"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
Monsellite by Adey August 8, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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