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moosplash 

n. The chaotic geometrical uplift of fluid that insues after an obese individual's downward decent is met by a plane of water.

Note: Depth of water must be greater than the diameter of the obese individual.
Holy crap, that fat man created one hell of a moosplash.
moosplash by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005
To cover someone in your juices!
Just be quiet Emma and except the MANSPLASH!
Mansplash by smig_as July 6, 2011

moosplash 

n. The chaotic, geometrical uplift of fluid which ensues after the downward decent of an obese individual causes penetration into a body of water.
Wow... check out that big guy's moosplash!
moosplash by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005

Moonsplatter

When you have sex with a girl on her period and the blood gets everywhere.
Good thing your mom hit menopause, now I don't need to worry about moonsplatter.
Moonsplatter by Giiiib November 13, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026