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moosplash 

n. The chaotic geometrical uplift of fluid that insues after an obese individual's downward decent is met by a plane of water.

Note: Depth of water must be greater than the diameter of the obese individual.
Holy crap, that fat man created one hell of a moosplash.
moosplash by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005
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To cover someone in your juices!
Just be quiet Emma and except the MANSPLASH!
Mansplash by smig_as July 6, 2011

moosplash 

n. The chaotic, geometrical uplift of fluid which ensues after the downward decent of an obese individual causes penetration into a body of water.
Wow... check out that big guy's moosplash!
moosplash by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005

Moonsplatter

When you have sex with a girl on her period and the blood gets everywhere.
Good thing your mom hit menopause, now I don't need to worry about moonsplatter.
Moonsplatter by Giiiib November 13, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026