Mooning Glory 

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

Mooning Glory by gregben June 20, 2022

morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

morning glory by oxmix October 21, 2003

morning glory music 

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

morning glory music by Angelacia June 13, 2007

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

morning glory by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

morning glory by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

morning glory by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

Morning Glory by Bandylank January 20, 2009