Moorpark
We have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. Fuck yeah.
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Moorpark
An AWESOME small town with nothing to do so everyone goes on UrbanDictionary and writes entries about it.
moorpark
shittiest town on the face of the planet.
the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons.
all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life."
and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag shit.
everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak.
i am ashamed to say i live here.
the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons.
all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life."
and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag shit.
everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak.
i am ashamed to say i live here.
kid number one: "hey what do you want to do today?"
kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!"
kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?"
kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."
kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!"
kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?"
kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."
moorpark
The Coolest town in the whole planet. Where else can you eat subway, then loiter in front of a vons, then make fun of some 6th graders hanging oout at the park, examine farzalicious chicks and then make it home to catch your favorite episode od southpark and then call your friends and arange a sleepover and tp the gay kid at yur school whose name is probably ben. And then wake up and do it all over again. The answer. No Where!
Dude, i went to my cuzins house for the weekend and we had the coolest time ever.
Where does he live?
only the coolest place ever. Moorpark CA
Where does he live?
only the coolest place ever. Moorpark CA
moorpark by Sam The Sham who's nickname is Wam March 30, 2007
Moorpark
A small town with absolutly nothing to do at all. The majority of the girls are skanks and the majority of the guys are shallow immature butt holes. The only thing to do around here is smoke loads of pot and once you get busted by the cops they have to call for like 20 cars of back up. Then you have all the dumb people that get drunk every weekend have sex and contract gonarea. Every rumor gets around the whole town since its so small. The mexicans think they are the shit with their gangs, taging, drugs, and having sex with any living thing with a penis and or vagina. All the mexicans just yell at eachother "ay cochina!!" seriously shut up! unfortunatly im stuck in this hell hole for awhile at least im not in the class of 2012 and down. They all have stds..no joke
Moorpark by Curious Breanne August 17, 2009
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