We have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. Fuck yeah.
A typical conversation in Moorpark:
Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do?
Person 2: I dunno, we could go to Tierra Rejada park, or Mountain Meadows park, or Campus Canyon park, or Poindexter park, or Peach Hill park, or Arroyo Vista park, or...shit man, let's just go hang out at Vons.
by psh_no July 14, 2009
An AWESOME small town with nothing to do so everyone goes on UrbanDictionary and writes entries about it.
Hey where are you from?

Moorpark!!

Ohhhhh i heard about that on Urban Dictionary!
by Mrraahh March 27, 2011
A small town with absolutly nothing to do at all. The majority of the girls are skanks and the majority of the guys are shallow immature butt holes. The only thing to do around here is smoke loads of pot and once you get busted by the cops they have to call for like 20 cars of back up. Then you have all the dumb people that get drunk every weekend have sex and contract gonarea. Every rumor gets around the whole town since its so small. The mexicans think they are the shit with their gangs, taging, drugs, and having sex with any living thing with a penis and or vagina. All the mexicans just yell at eachother "ay cochina!!" seriously shut up! unfortunatly im stuck in this hell hole for awhile at least im not in the class of 2012 and down. They all have stds..no joke
Moorpark haha what a joke
by Curious Breanne August 18, 2009
Moorpark (Moor-Park), unfortunately affectionately called Kraproom by the badass 5th graders that think it's so cool to smoke weed now. The town of utter boredom but everything fun and needed is near a town harboring one of the best Schools in the country for athletics and academics and some of the sluttiest girls in the country. A town where each generation is becoming worse starting with 2013 and up.
(kids graduating 2014)
Kid1: dude my big bro took this 8th grader behind the Moorpark MVMS band room and madeout with her hes soooo cool

Kid2: no way i wanna get head from an 8th grader... lemme borrow 10 bucks shes having a special

Kid1: ok, but pass the bong already
by gauge greenville November 9, 2010
The lamest city in the world. The best thing to do here is to go to Target or loiter in front of Vons talking about what to do next. That's all that's done though. Just talking about it. It's also filled with a bunch of white kids going nowhere in life who think they're the shit but haven't stepped out into the real world, or the cholos/cholas in downtown Moorpark who are also going nowhere in life. By 8 PM the city is dead because the people who live here are lame and don't have anything to do but sleep or stay inside their houses, or the high school kids are hiding at their friend's places smoking weed or drinking beers, but would never raise havoc in the streets of safe ole Moorpark.
Moorpark? Where's that? I've heard of Simi Valley and Thousand Oaks, but I don't know what the hell Moorpark is.
by gotsteez March 17, 2010
one of the only cities on the planet earth where the entire population believes they actually "live" in Venice or Mammoth if only for the weekend to snowboard or smoke weed. Then come home and talk about how they're going back next week.
"I'm so happy to be leaving shitty moorpark so i can go to Venice/Mammoth, where I really belong"
by ahnoneymoose January 15, 2010
The most culturally diversed town on earth. You can be hanging out with all the cholos down on Charles Street shootin all the homies that aint down smokin reefer with you, and you can walk about a mile and find a bunch of snobby ass white kids playing ball with their douchebag fathers.
There's a Moorpark amount of people here.
by brandonfuckinflynn June 18, 2008