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Just before a man climaxes the woman turn around and then the man ejaculates into the womans hair, then proceeds to use the semen as hair gel and gives the woman a stylish hairdo.
Just before Ben climaxed he turned over his girl and gave her a moofab
Moofab by klusterhub March 10, 2012
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moorabia 

type of rabies that only cows get
"What happened to that cow?" said John
"We had to kill him because he had moorabia"said the farmer
moorabia by mini_dude23 December 29, 2016
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a word to describe a smell like leaving laundry in the washer for too long...mildew
"Your clothes smell like moofa"
moofa by anonymous April 18, 2022
(ahem!) IT'S MUFASA, YOU IDIOT!
that will be all...
the name of Simba's father in disney's 'the lion king' is MUFASA, not MOOFASA!
Moofasa by The Paradiddle Pro July 12, 2004
A word describing anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Usually used to describe the action of masturbation (v). Also commonly used as a replacement for the word "penis", and an enemy in the video game, Call of Duty 4.

Also used for someone's name if you can't remember it.
1. I moofaed last night. It was epic.

2. My Moofa is almost 3 inches long. Hopefully it's long enough to pop Eliza's cherry.

3. That fucking Moofa is using Juggernaut and Last Stand. What a faggot.

4. "Yo D-Rec, whoos dat fine Moofa in da cheerleading outfit" -Gangsta 1
"I dont know blud. Probly becky or something"
Moofa by G-Head June 1, 2009
A moofa is a person who is unsightly and very disturbing to look at. When you see someone who has this sort of description, the word moofa will magically pop into yor head.
Gelsey said to zarin, "Eww what a moofa!!"
moofa by Abeer March 14, 2005
A word to describe randomness. It is frequently used to break long silences in conversation, when neither participants have anything to say.
"So..."
"..."
"..."
"...moofah?"
moofah by pandamonium! October 18, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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