Monzing 

The act of getting a paintbrush stuck up your ass by your girl

My girlfriend wants to try monzing tonight

Monzing by 🥓🧈 July 24, 2025

Mozingo'd 

The act of catching a person red-handed when they are not going to Sunday school.

Skyler: "Hey let's go somewhere else instead of class."
Parker: "Hey who's that?"
Skyler: "Man we got Mozingo'd!"

Mozingo'd by d3ck3r June 2, 2013

monking off 

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

monking off by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

moozing out

The act of withdrawing a commitment made to multiple people. This can be accomplished via: Red Phone, Text Message, Potential Amnesia, Disappearance, etc.

"Are we going to Moose's bbq today?"

"No, he cancelled his own bbq. He is totally moozing out on all of us right now."

moozing out by King Hogs May 10, 2008

mozing

The act of being physically or activley lazy.

"Hey man, whats up"
" just mozing around town dude"

"I wanted to clean the house but i just mozed about"

mozing by Megadethmayhem69 August 31, 2016

Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.

Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)

Monking by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008

Monring 

Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.

Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.

Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?

Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!

Monring by The Loveridge July 3, 2017