monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you
id rather go monking than go out with her
by eddie April 20, 2004
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A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.
Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.
by steven steve November 15, 2007
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The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.
"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"
by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006
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monke

our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
I love monke, thank you monke.
by The Globlogabgalab February 09, 2021
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Monke

Where banana?
“Where banana”-Monke
by Wherebanana? October 18, 2020
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monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.

Reject humanity, return to monke.
Person 1: monke?

Person 2: monke.

Person 3: monke good.
by ill0gical March 25, 2021
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Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.
I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!
by Naffito January 10, 2009
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