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A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montzerats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.

A Montzerat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montzerats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.

She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montzerat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.

If you date a Montzerat consider yourself a lucky bastard.
Guy#1: I’m dating this super hot girl and she’s very chill

Guy#2 Really what’s her name

Guy#1: Montzerat
by Prettylittlepegusus November 06, 2018
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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