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Montreat 

A small area in North Carolina. No, not at the beach. It's among the beautiful mountains. A conference where youth groups from all over come together for one week. Some favorites in Montreat:
-A creek you can rock-hop in which feeds into Lake Susan
-A manmade waterfall you're welcome to sit on, or if you're ADVENTUROUS enough, climb underneath!
-Huckleberry's Ice Cream
-The General Store
-The Montreat Conference Center
-The Inn
-The 'clubs' program for kids younger than high school
-Climbing Lookout Mountain to watch the sun rise

Youth groups look forward to that one week in June when they travel to Montreat all year.
Some youth groups have long 8 hour bus rides, some only drive for a few hours, and some actually come from the Carolinas, driving 45 minutes max.
"Hey, Morgan! Are you going to Montreat this year?"
"Yeah, Brynn! I can't wait! Only a few more weeks left!"
"Do you know which house we're staying in?"
"I don't know yet, ask Adam."
"I hope Hallie is coming."
"Richard told me that Hallie and Ben are both coming."
"The more the merrier! I'm saving my money for a trip to The General Store. My Montreat sweatshirt is getting too small for me and I want to have one for the rest of my life."
"Is Emily coming?"
"Emily always comes."
"I CAN'T WAIT FOR MONTREAT!"
"ME NEITHER!"
Montreat by HarveyBrowneYouth November 8, 2012
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Montreat 

A small, liberal arts recluse full of Outdoor Education majors...and then everyone else.
Do you even Montreat?
I would go to Montreat, but I'm not O.E.
Montreat by tamumusic April 7, 2015

Full Montreal 

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.
Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"
Full Montreal by SwagerJager September 4, 2014

Montreal tickle 

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job
Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker

montreal 

Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.

Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.

The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.

Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.

The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.

The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.

And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.

Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.
Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green
montreal by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.
Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack
of Montreal by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.
how i met your mother, montreal meatpie