Montry 

Usually a person from the slanted eye community. A Montry is a very stylish person and is always up to date on the latest brand name clothings making them typically a Hype beast. Collects sneakers as a hobby. You can always catch them styling their hair in any mirror they pass by using Suavecito or the all time favorite Johnny Slicks. Favorite catch phrase is “Loser, Faggot, Bitch” while expressing it with his hands in the shape of an L,F on his forehead followed by pointing at the person he thinks is a bitch.

Damn bro your the sexiest man in Okinawa you must be a Montry.

Montry by anonymous September 8, 2020

mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

Monty Python 

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.

Monty Python by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016

Inigo Montoya 

You killed his father, prepare to die...

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Inigo Montoya by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez 

A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.

Ayo did you see esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez in that green suit today?

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez by IDFK I'm a random person November 15, 2013

monty python and the holy grail 

Utter and absolute genius.

Excert from monty python and the holy grail:

One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack

monty python and the holy grail by le fromage May 19, 2006

Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011