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Ju-li-o One whom is born to embody the essence of coolness. Slang; one who is exceptionally acceptable; satisfactory. An almost godly cool-figure taken from geek mythology. Originated from the original Julio Alva; circa 1979. Also see "Cool Master"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his fancy Armani shoes and Gucci sweaters.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister lest the Almighty Julio himself ride from the heavens and ask for her hand.
by Funk N' Wagnails June 10, 2004
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a name used when you need to speak to someone and dont know their name. also if you are speaking of someone and dont know his name..
Hey! Julio! Over here! What's your name?
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Did you see that Julio fall off his bike?
by Dirty Diana August 25, 2005
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also can be referred to as j00lio.
j00lio wears a tiara often.
by $_$ May 09, 2005
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A MECHANIC WHO BATHES HIMSELF IN GRAVY WORK ALL DAY. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FLUSH KING. WHEN NOT DOING SAID FLUSHES HE CAN BE FOUND ON TRAVIS'S DICK DRAWING UPON IT IN A FIERCE SUCKULANT MANNER IN ORDER TO RECIEVE MORE GRAVY.
-HEY MAN THERE'S NO WORK.

-YEAH JULIO GOT THE GRAVY. HE WORKED THAT DICK GOOD
by Big Head Julio August 26, 2008
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A name you give a person that is always there, and will never go. It can be a good or bad term, depending on the situation. A "Julio" will usually get his way out of sticking situations by playing the race card.
Drunk Redneck: "Get back here you dumb son of a bitch!"

Julio: "Me no speaky English."
by Todd Feipel May 14, 2008
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Alcoholic or someone who drinks a lot to feel better; someone who drinks away their problems
'Hey, I am gonna go and bring out my inner Julio.'
by Pastor Troy February 26, 2005
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