Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

Monopoly Man

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

monopoly man of women

A guy who sets people up a man and a woman to have casual sex. He has a huge network of men and women He is better than a pimp.

Dude James is the monopoly man of women.

by skierguy04 November 13, 2011

monopolyman

A dickgirl with a rash on its cock and mono

He was gonna hit it, but it turned out she was a monopolyman

by sonmelvin2k3 July 6, 2004

manopoly

A company, party, assembly, group, club or gathering that is dominated/staffed largely by men. See "sausage fest".

We showed up during Ladies Night, but sadly it turned out to be largely a manopoly.

by rcdaley July 1, 2007

manopoly

/man•op'•pO•lee/ n. the situation of being the only single, straight male in a large group, especially in the workplace.

Jay: Is the new guy in the Compliance department married or gay?
Paige: Why?
Jay: Cuz I like being the only straight, single guy in this company. Lots of pretty girls here, and only me to flirt with.
Paige: that's creepy.
Rick: No, he's just trying to protect his manopoly.

by El Jay December 24, 2008

Manopoly

How married men maintain their mistresses, instinctively reappearing just as said mistress is about to move on. Manopoly is a check in on his territory just often enough to ensure there is no room for competitors to move into his market.

I was going to go out with that new guy I met, but it's been 3 weeks since I heard from (married boyfriend's name) and I think we are playing Manopoly this weekend. I don't want to miss that.

by Can'tThinkOfAHandle June 9, 2016