Monkiss 

Monkey + Kissable. A person or animal that's such an adorable little monkey, that you want to kiss them on the head.

Oh! What a cute little monkiss!

She's a total monkiss!

Monkiss by kostakid January 27, 2009

monkish 

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously

Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.

monkish by Senor Flik June 16, 2007

Sea Monkies 

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

Sea Monkies by JonDay February 10, 2009

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

mankisser 

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.

Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.

mankisser by e.howes September 2, 2008

Monissa 

A loving girl that will never stop being your friend. A friend that will always be there when your sad or depressed or even mad. She be there for your breaks ups and the begins. The only thing you can’t do is hurt her. After she’s hurt she’s not her self around you anymore.

I don’t know monissa

Monissa by The real person to say this September 30, 2019

Fudge Monkies 

An exclamation in place of cuss words.

*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"

Fudge Monkies by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014