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monkish
1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously
monkish by Senor Flik June 16, 2007
Sea Monkies
When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.
Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.
Sea Monkies by JonDay February 10, 2009
sweater monkies
1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.
2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere
3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere
3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004
mankisser
(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.
mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.
it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.
mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.
it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Monissa
A loving girl that will never stop being your friend. A friend that will always be there when your sad or depressed or even mad. She be there for your breaks ups and the begins. The only thing you can’t do is hurt her. After she’s hurt she’s not her self around you anymore.
Monissa by The real person to say this September 30, 2019
Fudge Monkies
Fudge Monkies by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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