monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003

Monkeyprank 

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond

j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh

Monkeyprank by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

Monkeyparking by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

MankySpanky 

To get slapped by ones dildo

Person #1: Hey, did you meet the new girl yet?
Person #2: Yeah, she did the MankySpanky on me.

MankySpanky by TittyBuster78 August 9, 2020

Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

monkey spank 

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

monkey spank by x January 22, 2003