monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

Monkeyprank

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond

j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh

by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

Monkeyparking

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

MankySpanky

To get slapped by ones dildo

Person #1: Hey, did you meet the new girl yet?
Person #2: Yeah, she did the MankySpanky on me.

by TittyBuster78 August 9, 2020

Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003