MonkeyBaat
MonkeyBaat by Monkeybaat April 2, 2021
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monkeybate
The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019
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monkeyback
Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014
monkeybitten
Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites
monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005
Monkeybagging
When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"
Monkeybagging by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007
MonkeyBeard
A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008
Monkeypants
"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"
"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."
"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."
Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007
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