Monkey-dump 

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

Monkey-dump by jbleezy April 12, 2015

monkey dump 

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

monkey dump by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003

monkey dump 

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

monkey dump by PENISBULB November 10, 2008

dump monkey 

Best used to describe a sloppy or unorganized person

Dad: you fucking kids are all dump monkeys!

dump monkey by Chris Richmond, Ben Richmond July 16, 2006

monkey dumpling 

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.

He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!

monkey dumpling by austin leonard November 4, 2008

monkey dumpster 

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

monkey dumpster by msterls7 January 26, 2017

Dumping Monkey 

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

Dumping Monkey by WFTR November 1, 2013