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Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.
I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.
by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003
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The act of pooping while in a tree.
I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.
by PENISBULB November 12, 2006
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The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
by jbleezy April 12, 2015
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