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monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.
monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005

MonkeyHump 

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.
Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.
MonkeyHump by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

monkey humper 

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

Purple Flying Monkey Humper 

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026