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Monitext is the incomprehensible gobbledygook in a message sent, unchecked, by someone with autocorrect turned off.
"H9la, lcpld anottlr chpgame"
"I think I've just been monitexted..."
Monitext by Not a Commando June 13, 2023
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monotexter 

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
monotexter by that guyyyy October 1, 2010
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Manitextation

The act of turning thought into reality through continually focusing texts on whatever one hopes to be brought to life by the universe. The guiding principle of manitextation states that whatever is put out in the universe via text—positive or negative, success or failure—is returned to the texter. Verb form: manitext.
Nicole’s mantroji 💩🛷 ☮️ (a.k.a. “the shit slides downhill”) is the manitextation of the peaceful life she’s always wanted.
Manitextation by EEKatLarge May 30, 2019

Monotexter 

Somebody who replies to texts using just one word, and often just one monosyllable word.

Not worth your time, really.
A:How are you?
B:Good
A:Get up to much today?
B:Nope
A:I went swimming again
B:Cool
A:Yeah, no offence but you're kind of a monotexter so I'm not going to text you anymore. Facetime later?
B:Yup

manitexto 

a lengthy text message often received as several messages due to its obtrusive length.
Her manitexto describing her goal to draft a new blue print for herself filled up my entire inbox.
manitexto by Maggie Pollack January 8, 2010

Monotext 

When you receive a text message, email or instant message that seemingly seems monotone or without emotion or sympathy when it is read.
*Cell Vibrates...1 New Message*

"Oh im soo sorry for your loss*

*Replies*

"Thanks for the Monotext..."
Monotext by DaLtOn2021 November 6, 2009
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