Macintrash

What all Macintosh computers are called by the more educated members of society.

"You want me to write a virus for a Macintosh? The reason Macintosh never gets any viruses is because nobody gives a shit about that Macintrash."

by The Dunadan June 04, 2006

Macintrash

Term used to describe a computer made from inferior hardware jammed into a shiny case and made by Apple. It is often used by people who either are too stupid to figure out installing antivirus software or think that they are "sophisticated" by using a computer built by a bunch of fags in California.

Man I feel like an idiot for buying a Macintrash! I could have bought a computer with better specs for half the price, but I'm a sucker for getting anally poned by Apple

by Rusty JR Shackleford July 10, 2006

Macintrash

Where all Macs should be.

I'll put that Macintrash.

by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 27, 2003

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

Macintrash

The name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.

"I hate my macintosh. Let's use it as a boat anchor!"

by Cory Emmett February 27, 2005

Macintrash

A word that best describes a Mac or Macintosh "computer" because they are not good and suck. A Mac that belongs in the Trash thus, Mac In Trash.

That isn't a computer, it's a Macintrash!

by Trent Kuver December 20, 2008

Macintrash

Sophmoric term used by PC Nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the simplicity and sophisticated industrial design of products created by Apple Computer.
The term "Macintrash" itself is a byproduct of the insular lifestyle that the socially inept computer nerd lives; Who never had any real friends to talk with and thus only speaks the kind of adolescent jargon encountered on geeky online bulletin boards.

Dude,
That Macintrash/crapintosh paperweight is for litle sissy girls. ROLF.LMAO.
:):):):):):)
Crapple sure makes some whack-ass confusers yo. That icrap is igay dude. ROLF.
DeLl rUleS 4EvuH--miCRosOFt iN Duh hOUsE bRo!!!!: o:)

by PeeCee Usin' fool October 27, 2006