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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

Mongregating 

A group of people totally unaware that they are causing an obstruction and inconveniencing others trying to pass them
Look at them mongregating on the canal towpath
Mongregating by Hockins August 23, 2022

Mongrelating

being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’

'im just mongrelating...’

‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
Mongrelating by keith-gary December 20, 2010

Minglating 

1. Combination of mingling and relating.

2. Masturbation
1. The clients a the meeting seem to enjoy themselves as they were minglating before the instructors presentation began.

2. Some people prefer minglating as a means of safe sex or abstinence rather than sexual intercourse.
Minglating by Mr. Miŝter81 May 12, 2009

mondelaying 

The art of doing nothing for an extended period of time
What you doing?

Nothing much. Just mondelaying
mondelaying by Mondelaying November 3, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026