Mongology

The study of odd and often drunken behaviour.

Tina went to the pub to people watch for her mongology degree.

by Fatchaz February 16, 2021

Mootology

A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;

1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein

3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd

Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed

"Mootology has changed my life"
Mootology is the fastest growing cult in Australia

by MrAnony September 19, 2013

monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.

by Me Thinking July 25, 2008

Manpology

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.

John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.

by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010

Bad Guy Monologue

The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.

Multiple James Bond Films.

"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."

"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."

by Will Colfax December 24, 2011

mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

mongolo

A word that has the same meaning as mongoloid, referring to the people with down syndrome. It is often used to tell someone they're a retard, when in fact they're not. Hispanic people use the word along with the spanish curse word pinche. Mongolo is sometimes used in spanglish sentences.

Look at that pinche mongolo!

I was going to the store when un pinche mongolo stepped in front of my car asking for money.

by Bruce182 July 28, 2005