monolog

One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.

His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

monolog

self-righteous son of a bitch who thinks he has the authority to tell people they're going to hell

Fuck you monolog, you bastard!

by FU November 6, 2004

monology

The study of being single

My friend is researching monology

by Monology.. January 25, 2021