Monkfuck

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v: a quiet almost silent fuck, unlike the loud ass one I had with your mom last night
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)

Damn bitch, your ass goes on and on all day about worthless shit, but when i fuck ya, you ain't sayin shit...YOU MONKFUCK!!

Monkfuck by DEAD!! February 9, 2003

Words you can keep

Monfuckintana

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.

Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!

Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

Related Words

Monkfuck • monfuckinday • Monfuckintana • Mongfucker • monifuckle • Mookfuck • 'munkfuck • mong fuck • monky fucker • Mono Fuck

monk fuck

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.

The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.

monk fuck by Mr. November February 7, 2009

Mongfucker

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.

That care worker is such a mongfucker

Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.

"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush

mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Mookfuck

A stupid and/or gay troll that posts stupid things on internet message boards.

Wow. That's pathetic that you would be inspired to such an emotion by something so meaningless. That really reflects poorly on you, you Mookfuck?

Mookfuck by Gebert May 27, 2009

'munkfuck

When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.

Dude, She's nasty. 'munkfuck or you'll get AIDS fo' sho.

'munkfuck by Jude October 23, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026