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Monkfuck 

v: a quiet almost silent fuck, unlike the loud ass one I had with your mom last night
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)
Damn bitch, your ass goes on and on all day about worthless shit, but when i fuck ya, you ain't sayin shit...YOU MONKFUCK!!
Monkfuck by DEAD!! February 9, 2003
Words you can keep

Monfuckintana 

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.
Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!
Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

monk fuck 

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
monk fuck by Mr. November February 7, 2009

Mongfucker 

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
That care worker is such a mongfucker
Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck 

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.
"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush
mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Mookfuck 

A stupid and/or gay troll that posts stupid things on internet message boards.
Wow. That's pathetic that you would be inspired to such an emotion by something so meaningless. That really reflects poorly on you, you Mookfuck?
Mookfuck by Gebert May 27, 2009

'munkfuck 

When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.
Dude, She's nasty. 'munkfuck or you'll get AIDS fo' sho.
'munkfuck by Jude October 23, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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