Monkfuck
v: a quiet almost silent fuck, unlike the loud ass one I had with your mom last night
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)
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Monfuckintana
1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.
Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013
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Monkfuck • monfuckinday • Monfuckintana • Mongfucker • monifuckle • Mookfuck • 'munkfuck • mong fuck • monky fucker • Mono Fuck
monk fuck
1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.
Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
monk fuck by Mr. November February 7, 2009
Mongfucker
An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006
mongfuck
the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.
A mong squared.
A mong squared.
mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008
'munkfuck
When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.
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