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Monfuckintana 

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.
Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!
Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

monk fuck 

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
monk fuck by Mr. November February 7, 2009

Mongfucker 

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
That care worker is such a mongfucker
Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck 

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.
"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush
mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Mookfuck 

A stupid and/or gay troll that posts stupid things on internet message boards.
Wow. That's pathetic that you would be inspired to such an emotion by something so meaningless. That really reflects poorly on you, you Mookfuck?
Mookfuck by Gebert May 27, 2009

'munkfuck 

When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.
Dude, She's nasty. 'munkfuck or you'll get AIDS fo' sho.
'munkfuck by Jude October 23, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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