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Monfuckintana 

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.
Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!
Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

monk fuck 

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
monk fuck by Mr. November February 7, 2009

Mongfucker 

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
That care worker is such a mongfucker
Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck 

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.
"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush
mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Mookfuck 

A stupid and/or gay troll that posts stupid things on internet message boards.
Wow. That's pathetic that you would be inspired to such an emotion by something so meaningless. That really reflects poorly on you, you Mookfuck?
Mookfuck by Gebert May 27, 2009

'munkfuck 

When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.
Dude, She's nasty. 'munkfuck or you'll get AIDS fo' sho.
'munkfuck by Jude October 23, 2006
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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