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Monkfuck 

v: a quiet almost silent fuck, unlike the loud ass one I had with your mom last night
n: one who monkfucks (not your mother)
Damn bitch, your ass goes on and on all day about worthless shit, but when i fuck ya, you ain't sayin shit...YOU MONKFUCK!!
Monkfuck by DEAD!! February 9, 2003
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Monfuckintana 

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.
Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!
Monfuckintana by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

monk fuck 

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
monk fuck by Mr. November February 7, 2009

Mongfucker 

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.
That care worker is such a mongfucker
Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

mongfuck 

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.
"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush
mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

Mookfuck 

A stupid and/or gay troll that posts stupid things on internet message boards.
Wow. That's pathetic that you would be inspired to such an emotion by something so meaningless. That really reflects poorly on you, you Mookfuck?
Mookfuck by Gebert May 27, 2009

'munkfuck 

When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.
Dude, She's nasty. 'munkfuck or you'll get AIDS fo' sho.
'munkfuck by Jude October 23, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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